keyboard cat: you’re doing it wrong.
also i need to practice.
get off of there cat. i can’t tumblr with you on the keyboard.
kittens don’t belong on keyb… oh fine. since you looked at me like that.
get off of there cat. i don’t care how cute your kitten ears are. you are making the keys beep.
you are not a keyboard cat!
get off of there cat. my Esc key is not your pillow.
get off of there cat. pushing the “z” key over and over again doesn’t make that a bed.
fond of my keyboard, are you cat?
get away from there cat. please let me read my webcomics in peace.
get off of there cat. no we cannot check your neopets.
get off of there cat. you are not a tablet pen. please move yourself so i may use my tablet.
get off of there cat. you only play atonal jazz and I want to listen to something with a tune.
don’t give me that look. you know i can’t type when you’re like that. that’s your plan, isn’t it?
cat-ception. get out of ‘Get Out of There Cat’ cat.
get off of there cat. those are keys not pillowssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss.