get out there cat. isn’t it enough that i wear your cat hair? now i have to wash my clothes in it too?
get out of there cat. you are not laundry.
i don’t think anyone appreciates you sleeping on their giant pile of black socks and leaving your fur all over them cat.
it’s warm in there, isn’t it cat?
get out of there cat. you are tongue wash only.
get out of there cat! you are not dirty socks. you are self-cleaning!
get out of there cat. the clothes in that basket are going in the washing machine and we don’t want a soggy kitten.
get out of there cat. you are not a sock. if you are, and you’ve lost your other half, i’m gonna be upset.
dammit cat! you are not helping…
get out of there cat. remember what happened last time you got caught in the laundry basket?
ruining my clean laundry…and my life.
there’s hardly anything on that side, so i guess you’re not even really sitting on the laundry. well played.
get out of there cat. do you really want to get stuck in the closet again?