he thought the clean laundry was sorely lacking in cat fur.
what IS IT with cats and clean laundry?
cat, get out of my laundry bag.
get out of there cat! you are not laundry.
get out of there, demon cat. you are not laundry.
get out of there cat. you are not clothes. you do not belong in the dryer.
no basket of laundry is safe. she always manages to find her way into the newest load of clean laundry.
your name may be Socks but you are not dirty laundry, cat.
cat, that sink is for laundry, not for cats. and don’t start crying when you are afraid to jump out of the sink - you should remember that before you jump in there again. also why are you licking the wall?