your name may be Socks but you are not dirty laundry, cat.
cat, that sink is for laundry, not for cats. and don’t start crying when you are afraid to jump out of the sink - you should remember that before you jump in there again. also why are you licking the wall?
get out of there cat. you are not dirty laundry.
get out of there cat. i know that clean laundry is very warm but it doesn’t need your fur all over it.
cat, we wash things in the laundry so they have LESS cat hair on them. i know clothes are really warm out of the dryer, though.
cat, for once in my life i would like some fur free black clothes. please get out of the tumble dryer.
no laundry basket is too tall for this cat.
oh cat. guess we’ve learned what happens when you jump on top of the laundry hamper when the lid isn’t on correctly.