why are you ruining our summer fun, cat?
excuse me baby cat, i cannot see with you posing there!
it’s the INSIDE of the fridge that’s cold, cat. sitting up top does nothing.
get out of there cat. i ask you to help with the laundry just this one time and you go and take another nap.
cat, you are prohibiting me from going on tumblr and that is not okay. remove yourself immediately.
get out of there cat. you don’t even like water. and if you’re going to occupy a sink, why not the one that’s already got a towel in it? you like towels too, don’t you?
get out of there cat. you are not wet dishes. you don’t even need water to clean yourself. more than that you don’t even LIKE water you are a cat.
get away from there cat. those are my potatoes not yours. those potatoes are for preparation and not for you to sniff or eat or play with. cats don’t even like potatoes. are you a cat? you look like a cat. that means you don’t like potatoes.