get off of there cat. i was trying to read that or collage. what, you get to make up your mind as you go why can’t i?
Posts tagged "magazine"
get out of there cat. you are not a magazine therefore you do not belong in my magazine drawer.
stop that cat. just because you have thumbs to help you turn the pages that doesn’t mean you can read or travel to the Galapagos.
get off of there cat. that JUST came today and i haven’t even gotten to read the table of contents.
get out of there cat. you are not a magazine. you will not give me tips to help me get rid of my cellulite.
not that i have any.
fine, cat, i’ll go work out before i buy shirts two sizes two small. but you should too or else i’m not getting you that cute skirt you saw.
get off of there cat. you can’t read and you don’t even watch teen mom! Now please move. i need to read up on why she got arrested.
get out of my cooking magazine, cat. you can’t help me plan a week of healthy dinners. you can’t even read a recipe. you’d use way too much salt.
get out of there cat. you do not need to be updated on the latest celebrity news. just because you won the over/under on how long kim kardashian’s marriage would last doesn’t mean you should make a living doing such things.
stop that cat. don’t you know you shouldn’t buy overpriced poorly made jewelry. you can’t wear it anyway because you’re a cat.
get out of there cat. you are not a magazine or even a newspaper. i can’t read you at all. you are a cat.
get off of there cat. you can’t read cooking light. you have no interest in preparing healthy delicious low cal meals you are a cat.
what are you doing cat. you do not need a nice leather jacket or reading material. It is 85 degrees out and you have fur. also i don’t think you would appreciate this magazine seeing as you are not an old person and cannot read anyway.
get off of me cat. i am trying to relax and read my magazine. and yes it is nice to have you on my belly but not when you keep me from reading.
get off of there cat. you cannot sit on that magazine rack. magazine racks are not kitten beds they are for magazines. and you are not a magazine you don’t have recipes or fashion tips or anything, you are a cat.
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