get out of there cat. i’m not going to mail you anywhere. that postage would be ridiculous.
cat, get out of that package. i am not sending you first class.
where’s my hogwarts letter?
get out of there cat. you did not just come in the mail.
get down from there cat. you are not helping me sort the mail…you’re eating it.
get out of there cat! UPS does not accept boxes full of live cargo!
well, i can’t pay my bills if i can open them. thanks, cat.
get out of there cat. i doubt you want to be shipped anywhere.
get off there cat. i need to mail stuff in those envelopes and you are certainly not one of the stuffs i need to mail.
get out of there cat. you are not a packing list.
get out of there cat. you cannot be shipped via priority mail.
get off of there cat. you are not a flyer and you cannot save me money on my weekly groceries.
get out of there cats. i already apologized for accidentally splashing you with water. i cannot and will not ship you off to another home.
get out of there cat. we have talked about this before. you are perishable and therefore we can’t send you through the mail to florida. BECAUSEISAIDSO.
get out of there cat. i am not going to ship you overseas.