get out of there cat. that is obviously not a real tree. you have no reason to be up there.
get down form there cat. that is not a kitty platform. you have no room to lie down and watch the birds so why would you even want to be there?
get out of there cat. vera bradley is not going to start a line of cat beds.
get out of there cat. you are not trash. though i do sometimes need a heavy duty bag to handle your mess.
get down from there cat. you cannot fit through that tiny little slit - wait, where did you go??
get off of there cat. you are not finished wood. i do not polish you with pledge.
get down from there cat. you can’t even reach your utensils.
get down from there cat. your markings give you away as clearly not paper towels.
get out of there cat. you are not my boyfriend. we cannot spoon. you don’t even know what a spoon is.