get down from there cat. you can’t play with that kitty. it’s in the tv.
get down from there cat. yes i can see you. just because your fur is the same color as my clothes does not mean you’re allowed to shed all over it.
get off of there cat. you can not look at me all innocently while you are sitting on my pizza. that pizza is for me to eat not for you to sit on. besides you cannot eat delicious pizza you are a cat.