get out of there cat. i just filled your water bowl you don’t need to steal my drinks.
stop drinking my tea, cat. it’s a laxative.
cat smells a rat….smells like coffee
get off of there cat. i really like that mug, and you are way too fond of knocking everything you see onto the floor.
not a cup of fish cat.
get out of there cat. you are not my hot cocoa.
get out of my cup cat. that caffeine is all mine.
this is not 2 girls 1 cup
yeah that smile is turning upside down with each gulp of MY coffee, cat.
who know cats liked root beer floats.
get out of there cat! you are not a delicious warm beverage. you are a cat!
get out of there cat. i did not ask for extra hair in my milk.
don’t pull that cat. you’re about to have a very pissed off tea covered face brother cat sitting below you in a moment.
get off the tea shelf cat. you’re not a teapot. you’re barely even a mug! yeah you’d probably hold more liquid but it’s getting it out that’s the problem, isn’t it?