get off of there cat. you don’t sit on ukuleles you play them. but you don’t even know how to do that.
stop playing trying to play my guitar cat. you have no concept of music theory or thumbs to strum with. you just wanna bite the strings and break them.
get off of there cat! you do not blast 1000 watts of bass. you are not THX certified. you are a cat! (besides this is a sub-WOOFER not a sub-meower)
get off of there cat. i cannot learn to play sweet riffs on my guitar if you are lying on my music. why are you trying to destroy my dream cat?
get off there cat. you are not vinyl. i cannot play you for my friends in an attempt to capture the purity of the music whilst also looking cool. you are a cat.
get off of there cat. i will never seduce that girl by singing outside her window if i can’t read the chords.
get away from there cat. you cannot play the piano. you don’t know how to read music. not to mention you don’t have fingers long enough to reach the keys.
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