get out of there cat. you are not sewing supplies or a pile of newspapers. and you’re certainly not tricking me into taking you to the butcher’s “just to smell” the meat.
get out of there cat. you are not news to be read. you don’t even have a crossword.
get off of there cat. i need to read pearls before swine.
get out of there cat. that’s not how to get your name in print.
get out of there cat. you’re not breakable, and you certainly aren’t Japanese news.
get off of there cat, im trying to read the comics and you’re sitting on my favorite “Pearls Before Swine” strip
get off of there cat. you are black but not white and certainly not read.
get off of there cat. you are not a flyer and you cannot save me money on my weekly groceries.
get down from there cat. you can’t read. even if it is garfield.
get out of there cat. i did not buy you at office max.
too late cat. i saw the crime report. this is the last time i’m covering for you.
what is i this i don’t even
stop that cat. you could be a hero too you know. the key is actually trying to protect me when i’m scared instead of racing for under the bed.
get off of there cat. just because you are black and white doesn’t mean you are newsprint. unless you’re gonna be that cute cat from “Rose is Rose”