back off mom. I’M handling this one. GET OUT OF MY TUNNEL ASSHOLE.
i finally buy you something you are allowed to get IN and your reaction is to look surprised? i don’t understand you cat.
get out of there cat. your obsession with watching me shower borderlines stalker and most definitely creepy. and licking the curtain only makes you look special.
don’t pull that cat. you’re about to have a very pissed off tea covered face brother cat sitting below you in a moment.
get out of there cat. you are already spoiled enough. i’m not carrying you around.
that doesn’t even look comfortable.
it’s an Ansco KARomat, not an Ansco KATomat.
get out of there cats! you are not my dinner plate and you don’t need to be washed!
what is wrong with you cat.
get out of there cat. you are not salad with garbanzo beans. we asked for spicy olive oil, not sassy cat!
bet you’re glad for that stroller now.
get out of there cats. that is not a kitty high-rise. you couldn’t afford the rent for one of those anyway.
move cat. you do not provide lumbar support.
get off of me cat. i’m trying to exercise. sit by yourself for ten minutes.