get out of there cat. i was sitting there. and i feel like you should put on a pair of pants or something.
a little personal space, cat?
get out of there cat. i just washed those jeans and am trying to dry them. surely they don’t need to be re-furred so soon.
get out of there ca…oh, all right.
get out of there cat. you are not my work pants!
why are you wearing my pants? they don’t even fit you.
get out of there cat. i don’t want you in my pants. those pants don’t even fit you.
get out of there cat. you are not pants. sexy, lacy pants.
get out of there cat. you’re not trousers.
get out of there cat. those pants are not your size.
get out of there cat. you are not food. we’re ordering pizza.
get out of there cat. you might think you’re helping me look for my khaki pants but you’re just getting hair on my clothes and lowering my morale.
get out of there cat! that is not a hammock! grosssss, cat!
no cat. you don’t belong in my pants. not your size