cat. you are not a human. you can not have a formal dinner with me. don’t care how much you like chicken alfredo, my date is supposed to sit there, not you.
Posts tagged "pasta"
cat. this is the millionth time i’ve caught you sitting in my seat. you have your own. also, you cannot hold and fork and twirl your spaghetti.
Porca vacca! Whatta you doin inna the spaghetti, kitty? You no a meatball, juss like mama used to make…
get out of there cat. your name is Noodle but that does not make you a noodle. i have no need to strain you you are a cat.
get out of there cat. you cannot sit on top of the pasta like some sort of pasta gremlin. i want angel hair pasta not cat hair pasta. you don’t even eat pasta so I don’t know why you think you have to guard it.
this cat got in a box and forgot how to stand up. she probably deserved it.
get out of there cat. you do not belong back there with my food. i am quite impressed that you go back there without knocking anything over but that does not mean you are allowed to hang out with the taco seasoning.
side note: wtf is coffee whitener???
get out of there cat. you cannot be in that pot. that is not a round cat bed with tall sides it is for cooking. you have no place in the kitchen you are a cat.
get off of there cat. i am not going to cook you to eat. i do not want to cook you al dente and then pour red sauce all over you. you will just look all stained then because you are just supposed to a pretty white cat.
get out of there cat. that is not a cat-sized space ship. that is a pot for cooking things on the stove. i do not want to cook you and i don’t think you want to cook you either cat.
what are you doing cat. this is ridiculous. why in the world would you want to be in that bowl of pasta. you are not pasta or even italian you are a cat.
get out of there cats. why are you so insistent on being pasta? i mean you don’t even like water so why would you want to sit in it for 10-12 minutes?
get out of there cat. you do not belong in that pot. just because it is on the ground instead of the stove does not mean i don’t want to use it for pasta. you are not pasta you are a cat.
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