I’m white trash and I’m in trouble!
Get out of there cat. you are not of legal drinking age or even species for that matter. and if you did drink i’d like to think that your taste would be more refined than Pabst.
get out of there cat. that 12 pack you are investigating cost less that the food you eat. and i need the beer is to help me cope with this fact.
get out of there cat. you are not allowed in that box. that box is not for cat forts it is for beer. you are not beer. you certainly won’t get me drunk and that is what i need beer for cat.
get out of there cat. you are not beer. and you are certainly not hipster beer. you are not a real hipster you are just a cat.
get out of there cat. you cannot sit in a pbr box. pbr is for hipsters. you don’t even know what a hipster is you are a cat.