no, cat. your newborn babies are not a pillow. stop being selfish
that’s not a blanket, cat. the catnip has gone to your head.
get down from there cat. why must you choose such complicated sleeping places.
soft kitty, warm kitty… wait, no. get off of that cat. gross! that’s my pillow!
stare me down as much as you want, but that’s the closest you’re getting to Six Flags in your lifetime. you might as well just stay on there cat and enjoy.
get out of there cat. that’s gross and i sleep on that.
cat, you’re supposed to sleep with your head on top of the pillow not inside the pillow.
get out of there cat. you are too squirmy to be a good pillow.
get out of here cat. you are not a pillow. though i must say you’re quite comfortable!
i’d like my pillow back please cat.
get out of there cat. you are not a pillow and i’m pretty sure if i attempt to use you as one you will claw my face.
get off of there cat! that’s not a pillow, it’s a laptop.
get out of there cat. you are not a pillow.
get off of there cat. that is my pillow. now it is furry.