Cats. Where they do not belong.

you know what, cat? you can stay there. That pizza was awful.

05/23/13

please, cat, not another comment on my weight.

05/13/13

get out of there cat. we didn’t order any pizza for you.

03/29/13

03/23/13

get away from there cat. this is my pizza and you’re not getting any. you’re interrupting my bro time with the gang.

03/17/13

get out of there cat. you are not an extra large double pepperoni.

03/14/13

paws off.

02/13/13

despite what you think, he is not made of better ingredients that make better pizza.

01/29/13

get away from there cat. you are not invited to the pizza party.

01/22/13

get down from there cat. that pizza is not yours. there are no anchovies on it. and the last thing my friends want is cat hair on their pizza.

01/16/13

cat! get off of those cat. pizza makes you sick. don’t you remember what happened last time?

11/23/12

get out of there cat. you are not hot and ready. ew.

11/15/12

get off of there cat. i’m fairly certain you’re squishing my pepperoni.

11/2/12

get out of there cat. you are not pepperoni.

10/10/12

so that’s where all my pizza went. you owe me $30. plus tip.

09/29/12

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