get off of there cat. there is pizza in that box and I intend to eat it. i don’t care if you’re deathly ill and this is the first nap you’ve had in weeks… well, okay. you can stay there for five more minutes.
whatever i didn’t even want to post this because the submitter told me the heartbreaking story about this stray cat her family took care of until it died. but…
now i gotta go replenish my kleenex box.
get off of there cat. you are not the godfather so you don’t get to decide when we eat our italian food. but you do look kind of scary right now so maybe i’ll just have pizza later.
get out of there cat. you are not pizza. you are not dough covered in tomato sauce and cheese. stop confusing people cat.
get down from there cat. how did you get up on the pizza box anyway? you probably like it because it’s nice and warm, right? but you’re preventing me from eating my pizza so you really shouldn’t be there. and once i take the pizza out you’ll not like the box anymore which means you are a flip-flopper, cat. and no one likes a flip-flopper.
get off of there cats. i did not buy you individual warming seats. i bought myself two pizzas and i don’t need your judgement.
get away from there cat. you are just a thief and a beggar. i ordered that pizza for myself not for you. you wouldn’t even want that pizza if i had ordered some for you so just stay away from leftovers.
get off of there cat. you can not look at me all innocently while you are sitting on my pizza. that pizza is for me to eat not for you to sit on. besides you cannot eat delicious pizza you are a cat.
get off of there cat. that is not a warming cat seat it is my pizza box. i did not order my pizza with extra cat hair either.
get out of there cat. obviously you’re not a pizza. stop embarassing yourself in front of other cats.
get off of there cat. you cannot lay on that box. you are not a wing machine. you eat wings not make them and those are two very different things cat, especially considering you’re not allowed to eat wings anyway.
get out of there cat. you are not pizza you are a cat.
get out of there cat. you are a not domino’s pizza. you are not pizza crust that has been recently remodeled and revamped to improve sales you are just the same old cat.
get away from there cat. you cannot eat my pizza. don’t you see all those vegetables on there? you don’t want anything to do with those vegetables you are a cat.
get off of there cat. that is not a cat bed it is my pizza box. i am really hungry cat and you are keeping me from my food. i do not appreciate this at all? would you rather i ate you instead? that’s what i thought.
