Cats. Where they do not belong.

get off of there cat. you are not a hat or eyeglasses. my head is not protected and i can’t see a thing. 

get out of there cat. i have potatoes to put there. you are not potatoes. you did not grow in idaho you are a cat.

get away from there cat. those are my potatoes not yours. those potatoes are for preparation and not for you to sniff or eat or play with. cats don’t even like potatoes. are you a cat? you look like a cat. that means you don’t like potatoes.

stop that cat. there are so many things wrong here one you cannot be on the counter and two you cannot eat a potato. potatoes are not cat food. you should know that, you are a cat. but i guess you can have that potato cause no one wants it now.

get off of that cat. you cannot play on a potato. that is not for playing it is for eating. and when i say for eating i mean for eating by humans. not by you, you are a cat.