that’s okay, cat. it is midterm week, but i did not need to print any of my papers or study guides for tests that are this week. you enjoy your nap.
get out of there cat. you aren’t a printer. you cannot print things. you don’t have ink.
get off of there cat. you are not a xerox copy of a very pricey textbook. unfortunately.
get out of there cat. you are not multi-use 80g/s A4 paper suitable for all printer types. in fact you hate my printer and run away when it’s on because of the loud noise.
get off of there cat. you are not an ink jet.
get off of there cat. i’m not printing out a twenty page paper so you can have a nice butt massage.
get out of there cat. i don’t want you getting stuck again
get out of there cat. you are not a paper copy. you are one of a kind and i don’t think that i can handle more than one of you.
get off of there cat. you are no better at fixing that printer than I am.
this is a major paper jam.
Get off of that cat or I’ll print something, and you’ll jump six feet in the air… again. try to avoid my face on the way down this time.
get out of there cat. i’ll find the paper jam myself. you don’t have thumbs anyway, you couldn’t pull it out.
get off of there cats. i know it is a lazy rainy day but you can’t just lie all over my stuff. and there is NO way i’m getting you forever lazies either.