are you over water? must you go for richer things in life?
cat, i’m a vegetarian. i don’t think you are going to find anything you like in there.
what the-?! get down from there, little cat! you are not supposed to be on top of the refrigerator. that is not the right way to get attention. is this a cry for help?
get out of there cat. you’re not a fruit OR a vegetable.
get out of there cat. you are not a condiment.
get out of there cat. you are not a refrigerated item.
get out of there cats. not only would your hideaway be too cold, but I also don’t think you can survive on carrots, celery and beer.
you’re a bit too young to roast for dinner yet.
no one wants your stinky cheese, cat. you don’t need to guard it.
get out of there cat. you are not a delicious treat for me to eat.
i guess i know what i’m having for dinner tonight…
that’s right i’m ordering chinese from that place down the street because you ate all of last week’s leftover kung-pow chicken.
get out of there cat. dinner time is not for another couple hours and i’m not paying for your salmonella treatment again.
no, we’re not switching to whole milk. stop asking.
get down from there cat. i cant get into the freezer and i’m having an ice cream emergency.
get out of there cat. you don’t even like brussels sprouts.