i know it’s chilly, cat, but how did you tie that?
this is a kitten scarf. he is falling.
get off of there cat. i have a scarf to finish.
get out of there cat. you are not a scarf for that black dress.
get out of there cat. my neck is plenty warm without you.
get out of there cat. you are not a fluffy scarf to keep me warm on a cold day.
get off of me cat. you are not high fashion.
get out of there cat. that’s my favorite scarf. just because you look fabulous doesn’t make it yours.
cat, i don’t think you would appreciate being used as a scarf on a chilly winter’s day.
cat get off of me. you are not a scarf.
okay, maybe stay.
get off of me cat. you are not a nice woolen scarf that keeps you warm in the winter. it’s spring and it’s too hot for a cat scarf. also, i can’t see my computer with you laying in front of my face.
take that off cat. this is not Fashion Week and even if it were this scarf design is ridiculous.