get off of there cat. i have a scarf to finish.
get out of there cat. you are not a scarf for that black dress.
get out of there cat. my neck is plenty warm without you.
get out of there cat. you are not a fluffy scarf to keep me warm on a cold day.
get off of me cat. you are not high fashion.
get out of there cat. that’s my favorite scarf. just because you look fabulous doesn’t make it yours.
cat, i don’t think you would appreciate being used as a scarf on a chilly winter’s day.
cat get off of me. you are not a scarf.
okay, maybe stay.
get off of me cat. you are not a nice woolen scarf that keeps you warm in the winter. it’s spring and it’s too hot for a cat scarf. also, i can’t see my computer with you laying in front of my face.
take that off cat. this is not Fashion Week and even if it were this scarf design is ridiculous.
get out of there cat. you cannot be a scarf. scarves are knit not made of kittens.
get off of me cat. my neck is not cold. it is the middle of summer.
take that off cat. you cannot wear my scarf. you are not a fancy fashion model. you could not handle the stress of the fashion world you are a cat.
get off of there cat. you cannot be my fashionable scarf. when i wear you out in public you will just swat at everything you see and that is not what a scarf is supposed to do cat.