get out of there cat. you are not a shoe. i step on you enough as it is.
this is going to make walking difficult, cat.
get out of there cat. you won’t find your shoes down there. you don’t even have shoes, remember?
get out of my shoes cat. no matter how many times you try them on they will still never be your size. although if you are attempting to keep me from leaving, that cute face does make it difficult.
take those off cat. i need my shoes back.
get out of their cat. you will never be a pair of shoes.
get out of there cat. i need to put my shoes away!
Ok, we’ll go see Oz this weekend. i know how much you love James Franco.
get out of there cat. you are not a size 10 shoe and I can’t wear you to school.
get out of there cat. you are no air jordans.
get out of there cat. you’re cute but you’re not my cute new shoes.
get out of there cat. you were not made in a sweatshop.
get out of there cat. you’re not my foot. unless you’re a mutant one. with far more than 5 toes.
get off of there cat. i’m going running and you can’t stop me. oh ok i’ll stay home. you’re so insistent.
get out of there cat. you are not a running shoe. you’d rather nap.