i’m uh glad you’re comfortable cat. can i get you a beer?
wrong part of the chair to sit on cat.
get off of me cat! my back is not your warm bed.
get off me cat. i got down on my hands and knees to play with you. i am not a perch.
get off of there cat. the dog is not your throne.
get off the couch cat. i don’t even know what you’re doing.
get out of there cat. your relaxation is not conducive to my essay writing.
get off of there cat. that chair is for everyone not just you.
get off of there cat. can’t you see i want to sit on there?
get out of there cat. i know it’s a perfect cat shaped hole but people need to sit there. and you are not people.
get off your butt cat. we have work to do!
stop copying me cat. you cannot sit like a person.
get off of there cat. if you are going to insist on sitting in a chair at least do it right.