"mommy! i know you were just sitting here 10 seconds ago, but…"
well, you are good at relaxing cat. so maybe a rocking chair is a good place for you.
get off of there cat. i would like to work on my drawing and would prefer for it to stay butt-print free.
please get off of me kitty. you’re very fat.
i’m seeing a trend here cat.
i see you’ve claimed my office chair cat. both with your body and your fur.
nice try cat. i know there are only supposed to be two black cats on the mantel.
get off of me cat. i am not your conveniently placed warm shelf.
hey cat, get off of your sister. she may be on “your” chair but that does not make her your seat cushion!
come on cat. your butt does not belong in that bowl.
seat stealer. it’s not even the sunny chair cat!
come on cat. it’s clearly not meant for you to sit in.
get out of there cat. i need my lumbar support.