get out of there cat. that is a fruit bowl, and you are not fruit.
no that’s fine i didn’t really want to sit on the couch anyway.
less of a “get out of there” and more of a “get off of her” moment.
"mommy! i know you were just sitting here 10 seconds ago, but…"
well, you are good at relaxing cat. so maybe a rocking chair is a good place for you.
get off of there cat. i would like to work on my drawing and would prefer for it to stay butt-print free.
please get off of me kitty. you’re very fat.