i found you, cat. now help me shovel the walk.
no wonder we aren’t getting any birds in our yard.
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get off my coat, cat. i need it. that white stuff outside isn’t as nice once you’re in it.
get out of there cat. you are not a snowman. you are a cat.
get out of there cat. you are not a squirrel.
get away from there cat. you don’t know how to build a snowman. in fact you don’t even like snow because its another form of water.
get out of there cat. you know that’s just water in a fluffy form.
no cat, that is not an avalanche. we don’t even live in the mountains.
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get out of there cat. you do not belong in the snow, despite your apparently 10 foot thick wall of fur.
get out of there cat. you are not allowed to frolic in the snow. that must be very cold on your paws even with all your fur. you do not even like snow you are a cat.
get out of there cat. you cannot be in the snow. there is no reason for you to plow through the snow like that. you are not a snowplow, you are a cat.