pretty sure you qualify as a deadly weapon.
cat, we are not even going anywhere. we did not have a chance to put the suitcase away before you claimed it as a bed. you do not like to travel and you’re taking up the whole thing. get off of it.
get out of there cats. suitcases are for putting things inside not on top of, and by ‘things’ I do not mean ‘cats’.
get out of there cat. not buying you a ticket was not you invitation to stowaway in my suitcase.
and of course you wait to jump in until i’ve put in my fancy clothes.
you dodged a bullet, cat. i almost took you with me to dogland.
get out of there cats. you’re not coming to st. thomas
neither you nor your cuddle buddy are coming on vacation, cat.
get out of there cat! oh…you can’t.
no cat. you cannot come on holiday with me. the neighbour will feed you and give you regular strokies, promise.
get out of there cat. i could not shut the suitcase and take you with me even if i wanted to.
get off of there cat. i am glad to see that you missed me though.
get out of there cat. you are not my luggage.
get out of there cat. you travel in the pet carrier.