your double hiding spot is very clever, cat, but your laser eyes give you away.
get out of there cat. no you cannot borrow my new heels from target.
get out of there cat. i’ve had you for more than 90 days; I can’t get a refund from Target. as much as i want one.
get out of there cat. don’t you know it’s dangerous to play with plastic? it says so right on the bag. but i guess you can’t read that, since you’re a cat, so i’ll let you off the hook. for now.
get out of there cat. you did not come from target. and you can’t be their mascot either they’ve already got that funky dog.
get out of there cat. you are not part of the new isaac mizrahi line.
get out of there cat. you cannot go to Target in that bag. Their sign says “service animals only” and you are not a service animal you are a pain in the behind. and i have a feeling if i were blind you’d be more likely to lead me off a cliff than to help me cross the street.
get out of there cat. you cannot be in that bag. you don’t even fit.
take that off cat. you cannot wear that bag. you just look trashy. haha see what i did there it is because i put trash in those bags. my humor is lost on you cat.
get out of there cat. you cannot play in that bag and you certainly cannot use it as a dress. bags are not dresses they are for carrying things. but what do you know about dresses or bags you are a cat.
get off of there cat. i told you target is not for cats it is for broke hipsters. and no i don’t mean broke like your leg is broke, although i am very sorry that happened to you cat and maybe this one time i will let you lay on the target bag.
get off of that cat. you cannot shop at target. target is for broke hipsters not for cats.