Posts tagged "the wizard of oz"
get out of there cat. you do not want to go over the rainbow. you scratch my arms to hell whenever i try to take you to the vet. why would i want you to come with me to oz?
take that off cat. you are not Dorothy. how would you get home when you can’t even wear heels.
get out of there cat. i am not going to carry you around with me. i am not dorothy, you are not toto and we are not in the land of oz. i don’t think you’d like being there anyway cat there are a lot of loud noises.
get out of there cat. you cannot be the wicked witch of the east. you don’t even know how to fly on a broomstick you are a cat.