googly eyes or not, i still have to brush my teeth.
get out of there cat. you’re not clean clothes.
cat, i can’t exchange you at Walmart. they have a “no cat return” policy.
well, at least you’re not lying on my face.
get out of there cat. my brother is busy playing Star Wars!
get out of there cat. you are not clothes. you don’t not need to be folded and put away.
oh come on cat. i know you think you’re so cool for using a laundry hamper as a bed but you just look ridiculous. besides no one likes this pretentious hipsters anyway.
take that off cat. you don’t like hockey. they would never let you on the ice. they don’t make cat ice skates.
get out of there cat. you are not a plant. you do not have roots that grow in the dirt. stop pretending cat.
get out of there cat. you cannot be in that box. i know that i need to fill you food bowl but is this some sort of protest until i do? i am confused cat.
get out of there cat. you are not my head. if you were my head i would not be alive right now because i don’t think anyone can survive with a cat as a head.