a little personal space, cat?
get out of there cat. this is not the desert. that is not a watering hole.
get out of there cat. you are not going fishing in the toilet. there are no fish in there.
get out of there cat. that is for people. use your litter box.
i’m sending that kitty toilet training kit back.
cat! what are you doing? that is not where you pee. and look what you have done to the rug!
don’t drink the blue water
get out of there cat. i have to pee.
gross cat. all water is NOT equal.
seriously, cat. chill out. i’m not gonna come pet you back there.
get off of there cat. stop blocking the seat.
get out of there cat. you don’t know anything about plumbing and how to install a toilet.