get out of there cat. you’re not a towel. i need to try myself and i would prefer not to do so with your fur.
get out of there cat. no wonder i’m covered in your fur all the time, even after my shower.
get out of there cat. you are not a towel.
get off of there cat. you’re not taking your bath. and i didn’t know you were liking Pikachu this much.
get out of there cat. you’re not a towel and i need take my shower .
get off of there cat. i did not drape you on the banister to dry.
hey! i don’t watch you in the litterbox, you leave me to mine!
get out of there cat. that is not a hammock.
get out of there kitten. you are a kitten and not a tasty burrito. i know you are only two days old but seriously?!
get out of there cat. you are not a towel. in fact I know if i used you as one you would not enjoy getting wet at all and i would be covered in hair.
kitty. i know you are cold but i think you would be more comfortable in the nice warm bed i made for you than in the towel on my desk. plus i can’t get work done with you here.
get off of that cat. you are neither a towel nor other bathroom related item.
don’t look so angry cat. at least you are nice and clean now.