get off of the towels cat. you are not my freshly showered self.
get out of there cat. you’re not a towel. i need to try myself and i would prefer not to do so with your fur.
get out of there cat. no wonder i’m covered in your fur all the time, even after my shower.
no it’s okay. i didn’t need to dry off or anything.
get out of there cat. you are not a towel.
chill out, cat. you’re not coming in the shower with me.
get out of there cat. i just folded those towels.
get off of there cat. i am not going to dry myself with you.
get out of there cats. you won’t leave me feeling dry and clean after a shower.
you may match the towels cat but you are not a towel. get out of there.
hey! i don’t watch you in the litterbox, you leave me to mine!
displacing the towels to make your own space? that’s cold, cat.
get out of there cat. those were my CLEAN shower towels.
don’t look at me like that cat. we’ve had a “no sleeping on the towels” rule since you were a kitten. and don’t even try to tell me it fell off the rack on its own.
get out of there cat. as clearly stated it is a cupboard for towels. you may be soft and warm and fluffy but your aversion to water is a deal-breaker.