Cats. Where they do not belong.

get out of there cat. those aren’t your toys and you can’t have a chocolate bunny. we went through that talk with the vet last year.

get out of there cat. you are not a new Lego set.

get off of there cat. that is not how you are supposed to use the tunnel.

let those ponies go cat. they didn’t do anything to you. they just want to spread joy and cheer across ponyville. they can’t do that if you won’t let them go. you’re going to ruin rarity’s mane and she spent all morning combing it.

get out of there cat. i have stuff to do and you choose to sit in the box i need with your toy sitting right there!

get out of there cat. i knit a nice soft blanket for you and you still sleep in the box where we keep the cat toys.

get off of there cat. those boxes are not for you. why don’t you play with the fancy toys i buy for you???

get out of there cat. you are not a cuddly toy. you squirm around and scratch too much 

get out of there cat. you are not a toy. i know it must be warm in there but if i am looking for a stuffed toy i am not going to want to yank you out of there.

get out of there cat. you are not a my little pony. you are not made of rainbow colored plastic and you also don’t have a long mane and tail. you are not a toy. but you do look awfully cute cuddling with all those ponies cat.

get out of there cat. you cannot terrorize a toy pet shop. that dog is only an inch high and made of plastic. why don’t you pick on someone your own size?

get out of there cat. none of those things are for you they are for the baby. you are not a baby you are a cat. i mean for goodness sake cat the baby hasn’t even had a chance to sit in that chair.

what is going on here cat. you are not allowed to sit on your toys. those are for playing. i mean how can you play with those if you are laying on them? you can’t.