get out of there cat. you are not a piece of trash. and i’m about to throw my empty yogurt cup in there.
I TOLD YOU PEOPLE I CAN’T FIX YOUR CATS’ SELF ESTEEM ISSUES.
gross, cat. do my used tissues really mean that much to you?
get out of there cat! you might piss me off sometimes but i’d rather not take you out with the garbage!
get out of there cat. you are not trash have a little self esteem
get out of there cat. you are not used wrapping paper.
get out of there cat. you are not trash.
get out of there cat. no one ever said anything about throwing the kitten out with the trash.
get out of there cat. i don’t even understand why you’d want to be in the bin. you only look mildly like an astronaut.
you are not an outside cat. you do not go by the curb on Tuesdays.
get out of there cat. you are not rubbish. i’m not gonna throw food scraps in there with you either.
get out of there cat. you are not paper shreds and i don’t need you to further shred my shredded paper.
get out of there cat. you can not escape outside by hiding in the rubbish. i can see you.
bet you’re regretting that decision now cat.