Cats. Where they do not belong.

gross, cat. do my used tissues really mean that much to you?

04/21/13

i’m not sure how to get to narnia, cat, but i am pretty sure that’s not it.

03/14/13

get out of there cat. you are not trash.

01/5/13

get out of there cat. you are not rubbish. i’m not gonna throw food scraps in there with you either.

11/13/12

get out of there cat, or i’m going to put a bag in over you. wait, that was your plan all along, wasn’t it?!

07/9/12

get out of there cat. you are not tissue. you may be soft, but I am not blowing my nose on you.

06/2/12

get out of there cat. there is no food in there. that is for garbage and you are a cat

05/28/12

get out of there cat. i do not think that you want to be confused for trash.

05/21/12

get out of there cats. i didn’t mean it when i said i’d get rid of you if you scratched the couch again. just use your scratch posts like good girls.

05/18/12

get out of there cat. you are not ruined drawings or old receipts. i want to keep you silly cat.

03/19/12

get out of there cat. you are not trash. and you don’t wanna hang out at the landfill either. it’s gross.

03/18/12

get down from there cat. you are not king of the trash. if you were i’m not sure that’s something i’d brag about.

02/6/12

get off of there cat. we provide you with clean water inside, why are you drinking garbage water? gross cat.

12/18/11

get out of there cat. you are not a trash bag. i’m not throwing my leftover food on you.

11/30/11

get out of there cat. you are not trash. have a better opinion of yourself cat.

10/29/11

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