Cats. Where they do not belong.

get out of there cat. you are not an ornament. and don’t open any of my presents!

05/13/13

santa will be so disappointed.

05/5/13

get out of there cat. you are not a gift from Santa.

05/5/13

get down from there cat. you are not a bird and the birds all flew away when they saw you climbing up.

04/30/13

get out of there cat. you are not a gift, and neither is your sneeze-inducing fur.

04/28/13

no wonder we aren’t getting any birds in our yard.

04/23/13

get out from under there cat. you’re not a present.

03/25/13

get out of there cat. you are NOT a Christmas present!

03/2/13

get out of there cat. you’ve already broken 4 different baubles. please don’t break more.

02/14/13

get out of the coconut tree, cat. you are a cat, not a coconut.c

02/13/13

get out of there cat. you are not beautifully wrapped like all of the other presents.

02/1/13

hold still cat, then we’ll do a “silly” pose.

01/26/13

get out of there cat. Christmas is over.

01/21/13

googly eyes will get you nowhere, cat. it’s way past Christmas already and your climbing post, er, Christmas tree, is coming down.

01/19/13

get out of there cat. you aren’t my partridge in a pear tree or a fancy ornament.

01/19/13

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