get out of there cat. it is not bath time.
get out of there cat. you cannot have the bathtub every waking moment. some of us can’t clean our every crevice with our tongue.
get out of there cat. the bathtub is not actually a gigantic water bowl as you seem to think.
get out of there cat. you do not like baths. you do not even like a bit of rain.
get out of there cats. it is not time for a bath. nor would you be thrilled if I turned on the water anyway.
get off there cat. it isn’t bath time for you. you don’t even like baths.
get out of there cat. those fish aren’t real.
you guys are the worst at hide and seek.
get out of there cat. don’t you know how gross this is? i ran like 5 miles today. in the rain.
get out of there cat. you lick yourself every day why would you have to shower.
get out of there cat. that is the opposite of your “happy place”
get out of there cat. i can’t do my chores with you around. bleach is bad for kitties.
get out of the tub cat. you dont even like water. we tried this once, remember?