ok, so maybe you are entertaining, but not when your fat butt jiggles out of there and knocks everything off.
get down from there cat. you can’t kill zombies that way!
get out of there cat. i want to veg out in bed and watch tv, preferably without you shoving your wet nose in my face.
get out of there cat. i’m trying to watch the movie and your mug is in the way.
cat, what are you doing? the TV isn’t even turned on.
get out of there cat. you are not entertainment.
get out of there cat. it’s very obvious your fat little bottom prevents you from fitting under there, and i really don’t want to have to move the cabinet to get you out again…
come on cat, the rest of us want to watch baseball too!
get off of there cat. you are not a television antennae. though if you can get me the game i’ll give you extra treats.
get out of there cat. just because your name is Spartacus doesn’t mean you can just sit in front of the TV as I am trying to watch it.
get off there cat. you don’t have rabbit ears.
get off of there cat. you do not provide various channels of entertainment for my daily enjoyment. you don’t even understand the TV. you think it’s all real.
you’re not fooling anyone, cat. we know you hate sports. stop trying to impress that boy cat down the road.
there is a whole couch available and you decide to sit on the small space in front of the TV blocking the sensor. really, cat?