get out of there cat. you are not pants. sexy, lacy pants.
get out of there cat. you are not underwear and i do not even want to follow that thought to its conclusion.
get out of my underwear drawer. pervert.
take those off cat. you are not batman. and you don’t even need briefs.
get out of there cat. i don’t appreciate you always being in my underwear drawer. i think you may have been a perv in another life.
get out of there cat. i just washed that underwear.
get out of there cat. you are not my delicates. and i better not find you’ve ripped holes in them again.
get out of there cats. those are not broken hammocks. how did you get in there anyway? do you have tightrope walking skills as well?
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get out of there cat. you are not brightly colored underwear nor are you 100% cotton.
get out of there cat. that is my underwear drawer. you are not underwear. this is just unsanitary.
get out of there cat. that is my underwear shelf. i can’t wear you under my clothes. that would just be wrong. please stop shedding on my panties.
get out of there cat. that is my underwear in a snazzy Ikea hanging net thing not a giant hanging cat toy thing. what do you even want to do with my underwear? you are a pervert cat.
get out of there cat. you are not underwear. your googly eyes cannot save you now i don’t want you anywhere near my genitals.
get out of there cat. you do not belong in my drawer. you are not sexy undies for me to wear you are a cat.
get out of there cat. do not sit in my boxers all innocently saying ‘o hai’ as if you are some cutesy lolcat. just because you have a caption on your photo does not make you famous. NOW you’re famous since you’re on my site.