toonballoon:
Remember that time my cat fell asleep in the vegetable basket?
cat you are out of control.
get out of there cat. you are not celery.
get off of there cat. you don’t even like vegetables!
get away from that cat. you don’t like salad. if you want to succeed at this diet you must eat things you actually like…and can digest.
rude cat. i know you like to sit on things that are cold but this is ridiculous. i don’t want fur all over my vegetables.
get out of there cat. you are not wholesale veggies. you did not come from costco.
get out of the garden cat. you are organic but you are not a tasty vegetable.
get away from there cat. five fruits and vegetables a day doesn’t apply to cats.
get away from there cat. you cannot eat my pizza. don’t you see all those vegetables on there? you don’t want anything to do with those vegetables you are a cat.