but she throws a mean armbar.
this is how it ends. i lived a good life.
have you ever seen a kitten so confused?
“for this i blame obama.”
cat. stahp.
cat. what are you doing. cat. get out of there. you don’t need my shirts. you have fur.
most obedient cat ever. he protests, but at least he listens.
how many times, cat.
Get out of there cat, I thought you weren’t supposed to like water.
cats were not bred to hunt mice. they were not bred to be companion animals. they were bred to f*ck with you.