get off of there cat. my sore back needs that more than your pudgy tummy.
get out of there cat, you are not a tortoise and you do not need a basking lamp!
kittens don’t belong on keyb… oh fine. since you looked at me like that.
that is not a furry rug cat! i am trying to do my work!
get off of there cat! that’s not a pillow, it’s a laptop.
get off of there cat. it’s a laptop not a device to keep your butt warm.
get out of there cat. i see you agree that microfleece robes are great in the winter but you have other blankets to snuggle in that weren’t meant for me to wear. and a fur coat.
get off of there cat. that is my laptop keyboard not a kitty heating pad.
get out of there cat. just because it fits doesn’t mean that my slipper is your new bed. i need it to keep my foot warm.
get off of there cat. you can’t even use a computer. you think it is your personal heating pad but it is not.
take that off cat. you have fur. you do not need a hat to stay warm. and don’t you know this book already exists.
get down from there cat. i know that is a warm place to sleep but it is still strange. you have fur to keep you warm cat. you shouldn’t need anything else.
get out of there cat. you cannot be in my drawer. that is where i keep things to make me warm in the winter. you can only warm up my lap but not my arms or legs you are a cat.