get out of there cat. you hate baths and you know it.
get out of there cat. you clean yourself and don’t need a shower!
stop swatting at me cat. i’m just trying to use the sink the way it was meant to be used.
i cant wash my hands with you in there cat!
unless you’re going to get the stains out of my clothes, get out of the laundry room sink cat!
i’m trying to have a bath and you are not invited cat.
would you like me to get you a towel cat?
get out of there cat. i cannot wash my face with you. unless you think i am going to use your sandpaper-y little tongue. no dice cat. i’ve seen where that’s been.
where are my favorite undies?
get out of there cat. you are dry clean only.
get out of there cat. you would not make a good washcloth.
get out of there cats. you are not going to make me squeaky clean in the morning and i thought you didn’t like water!
look at all these dishes i washed while you were out today!
get out of there cat. you are not wash-machine friendly.