where are my favorite undies?
get out of there cat. you are dry clean only.
get out of there cat. you would not make a good washcloth.
get out of there cats. you are not going to make me squeaky clean in the morning and i thought you didn’t like water!
look at all these dishes i washed while you were out today!
get out of there cat. you are not wash-machine friendly.
get out of there cat. i am not going to bathe you.
cat you are NOT my dirty laundry.
get out of there cat. you should not be in my hamper. you do not need to be washed.
get out of there cat. you don’t need to be washed with the other clothes. you can wash yourself.
get out of there cats! you are not my dinner plate and you don’t need to be washed!
get out of there cat. i’m not washing you!
get out of there cats. i am not going to give you a bath. you do that yourselves.
get down from there cat. i don’t need supervision while washing the dishes. i know what i am doing.