get off of there cat. the washer does not double as a cat bed. it’s not even padded.
get off of there cat. you cannot do laundry. your fur would get all over it.
get out of there cat. that is not a water park, no matter how much you beg us to do a black and white load.
get out of there cats. you are not machine washable.
get out of there cat. this is not a water fountain. i do not want your purina cat chow breath on my clean clothes.
get out of there cat. that is not a safe place to sleep. what if i had poured detergent on you? yuck.
get out of there cat. you are not fabric softener. you are a fabric shredder and that is not what i want in my washer.
do not bleach. wash cold cycle.
get down from there cat. you may not thwart my attempts to keep you off my laundry by ambushing it on its way out of the dryer.
get out of there cat. you don’t need to be washed. you wash yourself. also you hate water. you clearly have not thought this through very well cat.
this is what you get for jumping into the toilet, cat.
get out of there cat. you are a cat not a piece of clothing. you cannot be washed. you would be a very soggy moggy if you were washed.
get out of there cat. that is not safe. your fur will not be fluffier after being run through the dryer it.
get out of there cat. you are not clothes. i know you like to be eco friendly but there is no such thing as a front loading cat washer.
get out of there cat. for the millionth time you are not clothes. you get clean by licking yourself not by being tossed around in water and detergent. you really should understand this by now cat.