You just pooed on the floor. Remove yourself for my machine for cleaning clothes
get out of there cat. you don’t belong in the washing machine. i know you think that it would be amazing fun, but you are little and the centrifugal force from the spin cycle would probably not be pleasant for you.
get out of there cat. you do not need washing. i don’t even know if i should wash you with hot or cold water.
get out of there cat. you are not dirty laundry and you do not belong in a washing machine. you will definitely not enjoy all the water and spinning if you do get stuck in there. you clean yourself with your tongue not with detergent and water.
ok cat. you’re not in trouble since i hear you were placed in there against your will. you are forgiven, but just don’t get in there on your own ever.
get out of there cat. yes there is a fluff setting but you wouldn’t like the ride. plus you already fluffy you are a cat.
get out of there cat. you cannot be in that washing machine. you would probably shrink in the wash anyway. that’s just ridiculous.
get out of there cat. you cannot be in a washing machine. when that door closes it will be very very wet and you will not like it at all because you are a cat.
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