OM NOM NOM NOM
stop that cat. you cannot eat watermelon. you are not allowed to eat watermelon. watermelon is for eating during the summer at cookouts only and you can’t go to a cookout you are a cat.
get off of there cats. you cannot be in that box even if you do put a smile on my face. you are not that cool gadget I just ordered online. and no i will not cut up that watermelon for you. just because you lick it does not make it yours that is not how things work in the human world.
Smartest animals in the world.
I WILL EAT THIS EGG. THIS GIANT EGG, I WILL EAT IT.
Nobody—nobody—can eat 50 eggs.
cat you are drunk. i’m not even going to TRY to reason with you because whenever you get like this you just don’t listen.
get out of there cat. you cannot sit in a watermelon. watermelons aren’t chairs they are for eating. you don’t even like watermelon you are a cat.
get away from there cat. you cannot eat watermelon. watermelon is for eating in the summertime not for cats to nom on. and besides it’s not even summer.
I decided there is not enough internet space devoted to pictures of cats trying to fit into anything they can. So I have graciously decided to take on this challenge.
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