darth-kytin-the-adorable:
I heard a lot of banging on the Window so I pulled up the shades to find this.
paranormal catitvity

How did you even get there, cat? I told you not to sneak out.
no, cat! you’re looking the wrong way!
get out of there cat. you are not an ornament. just an ornament breaker.
get out of there cat. you’re not going to get a tan, no matter how long you lounge on the window sill.
very artistic, cat. tumblr and instagram will be very impressed.
get out of there cat. i know you know how to use the dog door. there is absolutely nothing in your way of going outside.
get out of there cat. that dog doesn’t want to just be your friend no matter what she says. i promise.
stop trying to close the window on him, cat. that’s not nice, and you don’t have thumbs, so you probably can’t get the window closed as it is. not to mention it took me 15 minutes to get the window unstuck and open for you in the first place…
you’re an indoor cat. stop being curious of the outdoors because you’re scared of it and you’re blocking part of the sink. if you’re not going to help with the dishes then get down from there!
get out of there cat. you are not a breeze.
get off the bench cats! that’s where we cook OUR food. and what’s so interesting? i’m only pumping up a bicycle tire…
i told you, cat. we’re keeping the dog. stop trying to convince us that you’re a watch cat.
you’re ruining the blinds cat.
get down from there cat. you’re scaring the birds. and me.