dammit, cat! so this is what you were threatening at six am if i did not get up and pat you right meow…
that is mine cat. you have your own toys. this yarn has clearly been put together to make something, not left laying around for you.
get off of there cat. i have a scarf to finish.
yes cat, i can see that you fit perfectly in the stool cover i’m crocheting. but you know what else fits perfectly in it? the stool i’m making it for.
get out of there cat. if you insist on being in one of my yarn boxes could you at least get in the box with the brown, black, and white yarn? yes you are colorful, but you are not rainbow colorful.
no cat. you can’t learn to knit.
now get out of the yarn basket.
cat, you cannot knit. you have no thumbs -_-
get off of there cat. i got that box to put my crochet stuff in because you wouldn’t stay off my yarn, and you’ve still found a way to be on it! i admire your persistence but i need to get something out of there.
get out of there cat. no one wants knitted socks full of your fur.
give it up, ca. the yarn won this round.
get out of there cat. your fur is soft and pretty and warm but i can’t crochet a sweater out of you.
get out of there cat. you are not the cat in the hat. you aren’t even wearing it right and it’s much too big for you anyway.
get out of there cat. you don’t know how to knit. you would get too distracted by the yarn to even knit a sock.
get out of there cat. this is not how you sweater vest. the yarn is not as fun when it’s all knit together.