get out of there cat. you are not fiber. i cannot spin you into yarn.
a knittin’ kitten
get off of that knitting cat. those cables will not be enhanced by the addition of white fur and i cannot see if my sleeve decreases are even with you sitting on them.
what’s my one rule, cat?
dammit cat. THAT ISN’T YOUR YARN.
get off of me cat! how can i knit nerdy things with you on my lap!
get out of there cat. that is my yarn bag, not your bed!
no kitten, you can’t help me with my knitting.
get out of there cat. you don’t even know how to crochet.
sorry, cat, i can’t put off knitting to pet you.
i see that despite wearing a fur coat (and having no thumbs), you have decided you need to knit a sweater. let me know how that goes.
i don’t need more black yarn.